Instant Quips

One of the many faults that I have is that I have a poor sense of humour and not many people laugh at my jokes or ironical statements. Maybe its my style or my jokes - but I definitely lack the X factor. So this blog is a collection of all quips, jokes, one-liners, life-changers etc that people fwd to me from now on. I am hoping that at least I wont be at a loss of material in parties that I go to.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Questions in IAS

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched the Nag.

Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3

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