Help Desk

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me!
I'm not Bill Gates!

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't
print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've
even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is
there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple,
a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend put a screen
saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it
disappears!