Indian Hell

Disclaimer : Its Just a Joke , so dont come back to me saying "You should not post anti-India jokes"

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" Because maintenance is so bad that the
electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from
the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs
the register and then goes to the canteen..."